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You can’t tell me about a guy with ‘the waistline of a professional dancer, the arms of a professional oarsman’ who’s got a pair of thigh-length stilettos and not expect me to be confused of what sort of
— Jul 22, 2026 08:36PM
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Why has absolutely nothing gone right or to plan in this whole book minus one thing 😭😭
— Aug 10, 2026 12:25AM