lena’s Reviews > The Song of Achilles > Status Update

i think i’ll mourn patroclus forever

the parallel between patroclus and cleopatra… don’t even joke lad

achilles being ready to let agamemnon take briseis… it’s so over

thetis and patroclus beef goes crazy

also, ”what has hector ever done to me?“ - i’m gonna be so sick :((

noooo, don’t go to troy, achilles, you’re so sexy aha- patroclus probably

now we’re getting to the angst

okay bye to the last few days they were truly happy :(