Status Update

Emily is 29% done

short people cant just kiss tall people it doesnt work like that lmao

— Jul 23, 2026 05:56PM

Like flag

Emily’s Previous Updates

Emily is 99% done

teenager bullies girl relentlessly & then she grovels for him to marry her while she exposed herself on tv show 🥱

— Jul 24, 2026 01:08PM

Emily is 75% done

— Jul 24, 2026 08:00AM

Emily is 72% done

— Jul 23, 2026 08:51PM

Emily is 60% done

so nico is a hot unfunny comedian this is canon

— Jul 23, 2026 08:08PM

Emily is 38% done

magic forgiveness…. nice

— Jul 23, 2026 06:29PM

Emily is 37% done

— Jul 23, 2026 06:26PM

Emily is 25% done

— Jul 23, 2026 05:43PM

Emily is 17% done

omg that hot dog bit gave me full body ICK

— Jul 23, 2026 05:09PM

Emily is 15% done

— Jul 23, 2026 04:58PM

No comments have been added yet.