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A man enters the confessional and says to the priest, “Father, it has been one month since my last confession. I have had sex with Nookie Green every week for the last month.”
The priest tells the sinner, “You are forgiven. Go out and say three Hail Mary’s.”
— Jul 23, 2026 06:23PM
The priest tells the sinner, “You are forgiven. Go out and say three Hail Mary’s.”
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Arthur Graham
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Write as if your sexual organs are in flames,
until your fingers cramp, until your eyes
bleed, until you use the bathroom in your
pants, set fire to all your words, throw them
out the window, now you’re ready, proceed.
— Jul 27, 2026 01:02PM
until your fingers cramp, until your eyes
bleed, until you use the bathroom in your
pants, set fire to all your words, throw them
out the window, now you’re ready, proceed.
Arthur Graham
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Ghost Dance warriors, united dead
and living, Sitting Bull knew how
to make war not love and love not war,
I feel a déjà vu annihilation coming.
— Jul 26, 2026 07:17PM
and living, Sitting Bull knew how
to make war not love and love not war,
I feel a déjà vu annihilation coming.
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“Do you realize what you
did? Do you remember?
Do you even care?”
— Jul 25, 2026 06:47PM
did? Do you remember?
Do you even care?”
Arthur Graham
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The Night is Friendly
Tommy Keys pulled the black knit sailor’s cap over his ears and eyebrows, checking himself in the mirror. Frigid glacier blue eyes stared stonily from above a neatly trimmed mustache.
— Jul 25, 2026 04:34PM
Tommy Keys pulled the black knit sailor’s cap over his ears and eyebrows, checking himself in the mirror. Frigid glacier blue eyes stared stonily from above a neatly trimmed mustache.
Arthur Graham
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What color is the wind?
What color is an orgasm?
What color is death?
There is no sea of tranquility
There’s no such thing as a small miracle
— Jul 25, 2026 04:25PM
What color is an orgasm?
What color is death?
There is no sea of tranquility
There’s no such thing as a small miracle
Arthur Graham
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“Sympathy For The Devil”
came on the radio, as I
burned rubber down Main
Like a banshee from hell
in a stolen car with a
Christmas tree tied on top
I wasn’t going anywhere
important, only to see my
shrink so she could tell me
something known by all.
— Jul 25, 2026 01:06PM
came on the radio, as I
burned rubber down Main
Like a banshee from hell
in a stolen car with a
Christmas tree tied on top
I wasn’t going anywhere
important, only to see my
shrink so she could tell me
something known by all.
This time the priest asks, “Who is Nookie Green?”
“A new woman in the neighborhood,” the sinner replies.
“Very well,” sighs the priest. “Go and say ten Hail Mary’s.”
At Mass the next morning, as the priest prepares to deliver his sermon, a gorgeous, tall woman enters the sanctuary. All the men’s eyes fall upon her, as she slowly sashays up the aisle and sits down right in front of the priest. Her dress is green and very short, with matching shiny emerald, green shoes.
The priest and altar boy gasp, as the woman in the matching green shoes and dress sits with her legs slightly spread apart. The priest turns to the altar boy and whispers, “Is that Nookie Green?”
The bug-eyed altar boy replies, “No, I think it’s just the refection off her shoes.”