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Riley Baker
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Ares: why does Athena get praised for killing mortals but I get scorned?
Zeus: Because I hate you and if you weren’t my child I would have kicked you out of Olympus.
Meanwhile:
Achilles: MOMMMM people are being mean to me!!!!! *starts sobbing*
— Jul 24, 2026 10:44PM
Zeus: Because I hate you and if you weren’t my child I would have kicked you out of Olympus.
Meanwhile:
Achilles: MOMMMM people are being mean to me!!!!! *starts sobbing*
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Riley Baker
is 55% done
Agamemnon’s spear wound being compared to labor pangs was not on my bingo card
— 9 hours, 47 min ago
Riley Baker
is 42% done
I really recommend listening to this in an audiobook format. It enhances the experience a lot as it was originally meant to be experienced that way.
Also it’s funny when they all argue with each other.
— Jul 24, 2026 11:02PM
Also it’s funny when they all argue with each other.
Riley Baker
is 10% done
Love how every explanation of a god is like they were mad at their wife-sister-cousin so they wanted to destroy a city
— Jul 22, 2026 09:57PM