Alyssa Binder’s Reviews > The Count of Monte Cristo > Status Update

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I am genuinely in shock at how much story there is left haha. It’s not like I’ve read barely anything either, I have read so much story already. Also, with a book this long it’s kind of expected it will lull a bit, but man oh man does Dumas know how to revv those engines when it’s time. Every detail is important. Literally everything. It could not be shorter.

oh bitch, now we’re getting the juice. he said “ive taken care of those who did right by me, now it’s time for the ass whooping” WOOOO!!!! i feel like i’m watching him from outside the octagon!

HUZZAH!! while everyone was praying on his downfall cuz his swag was too mean, i was right there rooting for him