Porg’s Reviews > Revenge of the Sith: Star Wars: Episode III > Status Update

So much space in the margins…I’m about to go crazy
Also this book smells so good

Staring at the ceiling

Take a nap, young Skywalker

Fiction was a mistake

“It seemed an awfully long time since Obi-Wan had had an opportunity to tease Anakin a bit.”

(Carefully pronouncing each syllable) I am going to kill myself

“But you just don’t know him the way I do.”

They should have listened to him 😔
These fools are playing right into the hands of the evil mastermind who’s spent years manipulating the plotline. Can you believe it

Every time I read this and Obi Wan says he trusts Anakin with his life, and then a chapter later, Anakin says he doesn’t think Obi Wan trusts him, I feel like dying

I’m unwell

He doesn’t know they’re all doomed by the narrative

This book is so evil because there's so much fun banter at the beginning that you almost think nothing can go wrong, but of course I've consumed this story hundreds of times so I know the pit of despair awaits