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kayla cao
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indy: if i’m going to even consider fake dating you and taking you to this wedding, i’m going to need to turn you into one of my book boyfriends first. do you know how to flare your nostrils in anger?
ryan: what?
indy: if you see me across the room, talking to another man, i need you to stare intently and flare your nostrils or grind your molars together and tic your jaw. do you know how to growl?
— Jul 25, 2026 11:42PM
ryan: what?
indy: if you see me across the room, talking to another man, i need you to stare intently and flare your nostrils or grind your molars together and tic your jaw. do you know how to growl?
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kayla cao
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“you know that jersey you’ve got with my last name on it? when you see it hanging there in your closet, let it serve as a reminder to you, that soon enough, it’ll be her last name too.”
IM SCREAMING!!! ryan, you are an icon.
— Jul 29, 2026 03:18AM
IM SCREAMING!!! ryan, you are an icon.
kayla cao
is on page 61 of 499
“i’m so starved for human touch that i’m getting a hard-on from a fucking hug” HAHA
— Jul 25, 2026 11:32PM