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// "Standing with Carl’s help, I felt cum running down the insides of both my legs. Smiling, I wondered how long it would take my ass to close back up. I’m sure both of their loads were gushing out of my wide open ass."

~ UGH how did this happen :-/. What kind of a turn did this book take? Blech, this isn't even remotely sexy or sexy-dirty :-/, it's just crass!! And trust me, I'm no blushing violet.

// Bacon grease?!? Seriously?? That's just nasty o_O!!

// Also, there's a childish language here that came out of nowhere it seems ... or perhaps only now am I really noticing it. I was expecting something way WAY more sexy :-/!!

// Seriously? An ever present erection?!? I mean, I get it, you're virile and that's fantastic, but come on ... you're barely getting any blood circulation to the head on your shoulders o__O!!
Don't get me wrong ... I like the story, it's what drew me in, but somewhere along the line I got tired of all the (literally and figuratively) dirty sex these men are having.

// Also, my intention is NOT to trivialize, dismiss, or demoralize these kinks at all, and respect that they are Carter's. But I mean come on, let's move on with the story :-)!!

// I'm getting grossed out :-/! I truly mean absolutely NO offence, but while I accept the fact that Carter's kink is sniffing fragrant armpits, licking sweaty buttholes, sucking smelly crotches/dicks, and guzzling cum by the gallon, they're certainly not MY thing :-/!! I know that some might indeed find sex like this HOT, but right now I am the complete and total opposite of turned on :-(! #DifferentStrokes.

// "Special love button"?? Seriously o__O?? *Snort*.

// Umm, Matt, NOT the best way to say what I'm sue you were meaning to say. Way to find the best way to make a compliment sound like an insult :-P!!

// This flew by relatively quickly, considering I wanted to take it slow :-)!!