Sonya’s Reviews > The Count of Monte Cristo > Status Update

AO3 IS BACK SLUTS I AM FREE

3 hours into the ao3 shutdown: my fanfic was actually really good, 160k words and they were like practicing kissing but the actually both love each other but cant communicate that. lots of angst so i sort of had to keep stopping because its SO obvious they love each but it was very soft between them, adhd x anxiety relationship and like i miss it yano :)

oh and dantès found the treasure ig

ao3 shutdown today lads from 8AM TO 6PM BECAUSE THEY ARE MONSTERS. so i will be back reading this nightmare i guess.

SHE'S REMEMBERED HOW TO READ

she's also forgotten what the plot so far, the fuck you mean he was in prison for 14 FUCKING YEARS

i was gonna make a comment about how batman was based off this book but because dantes is so stupid, it would have been lego batman but then the old man had a seizure so it feels inappropriate

bit concerned that dantès is meant to be acting insane but like thats how i act everyday

icl if i was dantès, i'd be plotting to kill these people too

i appreciate the accurate representation of how all men are liars

genuinely might end up an expert on french history at this rate

shout out to the bookseller at mr b's who conviced me to stop being a pussy and start reading this