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Declan Twomey is on page 121 of 384

Sixty dollar boxer shorts

— Jul 27, 2026 11:23PM

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Declan Twomey is on page 246 of 384

— 3 hours, 1 min ago

Declan Twomey is on page 237 of 384

God. The Bethany chapter was fucked up.

— 4 hours, 43 min ago

Declan Twomey is on page 205 of 384

Probably read one of the funniest chapters in the book. Still messed up, but I couldn’t control my laughter at some parts

— 5 hours, 40 min ago

Declan Twomey is on page 191 of 384

Damn, merry Christmas to all

— Jul 30, 2026 04:04PM

Declan Twomey is on page 173 of 384

More violence, more sex, more insanity. Starting to have an unreliable narrator it seems

— Jul 30, 2026 07:08AM

Declan Twomey is on page 154 of 384

Is Patrick closeted?

— Jul 29, 2026 04:01PM

Declan Twomey is on page 136 of 384

More mentions of murder

— Jul 28, 2026 02:16PM

Declan Twomey is on page 107 of 384

A solid mixture of satire and gore so far

— Jul 27, 2026 07:27PM

Declan Twomey is on page 78 of 384

I am thinking.

— Jul 27, 2026 02:53PM

Declan Twomey is on page 65 of 384

I’m quite invested in this novel so far. However, some of the redundant writing has me a bit peeved.

— Jul 26, 2026 06:52PM

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