DyslexicAF’s Reviews > Lonesome Dove > Status Update

Took 22 hours to talk about cattle driving. Couldn’t say if they are out of Texas. What do you want to bet they are traveling south and not north?🤣

So I guess it’s safe to say this is not about driving cattle to Montana.

Still in fucking Texas?! Or at least July is and Roscoe is not with them yet?? 52 chapters to go and 4 days left on this rental. Why hasn’t someone died yet? Why are they on alllllll these side quests!!! Why are they pretending to be on a cattle drive?!

There are way too many characters for me to follow. And I thought this was about getting to Montana with cattle that may or may not have been stolen. How do we have so many side quests with so many cattle?

I’m sure this is some kind of hidden meaning or moral thing or fable or something to this. It’s too long for what it is so far. If the aliens could come out of the sky and rapture half of them and the cows they would make this interesting.

Ugh. I should have known they would have side quests on their route north. 🙄 if they are on side quests where are the cattle? Or are they stealing cattle on the way??

Wait!!! Did they finally take off?! They didn’t seem organized enough to do that especially with 100+ chapters to go. Omg does make loose his hand? I missed something omg!

If malaria took Augustus out I wouldn’t be upset about it. 🤞

The men as hot and bothered by Loraina in pants. So is that true when they see men in pants? I’m not going to make the remaining 28 hours