Jordan Lopez’s Reviews > Phoebe Berman's Gonna Lose It > Status Update
Jordan Lopez
is 30% done
all of this because she puked during her first almost kiss? this girl is not actually 29 she’s a toddler
— Jul 28, 2026 04:39PM
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Jordan Lopez
is 8% done
This female lead is in fact already insufferable. I’m so tired of female leads that don’t know how to girl at all like, how are you 30 and you don’t even know how to do your hair ?
— Jul 28, 2026 02:09PM