Status Update

Melissa is 73% done

I need this to be a movie

— Jul 29, 2026 01:33PM

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Melissa’s Previous Updates

Melissa is 93% done

Rapists to murder as an anniversary gift, brilliant

— Jul 29, 2026 02:22PM

Melissa is 88% done

“I hoped that meant you came to wait”

Sobbing

— Jul 29, 2026 02:13PM

Melissa is 85% done

Who’s Jason?

— Jul 29, 2026 02:06PM

Melissa is 84% done

Never thought Logan would become a killer for Lana omg that’s real commitment

— Jul 29, 2026 02:03PM

Melissa is 81% done

It is Jake’s dad

— Jul 29, 2026 01:55PM

Melissa is 81% done

Wait, is it Jake’s dad?

— Jul 29, 2026 01:52PM

Melissa is 78% done

But who’s the killer?

— Jul 29, 2026 01:46PM

Melissa is 77% done

Im fucking confused bro

— Jul 29, 2026 01:44PM

Melissa is 75% done

SHUT THE FUCK UP SHE DID NOT DIE

— Jul 29, 2026 01:38PM

Melissa is 71% done

“Slamming my fist into the wall”

Hahahaa dramatic and a little cringy

— Jul 29, 2026 01:30PM

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