Steph’s Reviews > Ice Ice Baby > Status Update

My god if they mention that their relationship is like a romance novel one more time I will cry

Her mom sucks. He sucks. She sucks. Her siblings act like preteens.

Everything sucks.

Terrible. Just terrible.

Only finishing because I’m 26% of the way through.

Nothing about these friendships, team mates, or relationships reads as believable.

He’s a hockey player everyone in town knows and recognizes him. It’s very unrealistic.

Ugh. I’m just annoyed by everything this FMC and MMC says.

No sex happens for 60% and now OH GOD HES JUST AS GOOD WITH BOTH HANDS. every other compliment is about their sexual prowess.

This book takes itself too literal.

37. Times cock is mentioned. Every chapter but 2 from chapter 14 - 30.

I feel like just every book from the best seller list 2025 was mentioned. I get it. She reads. I get it. Does she have any other interest?????

Globes of her ass. Ick.

Mind blowing birthday sex. Ick.

I am not meeting your parents with sex hair. Ick

I imitate gooses eyes. Ick.

Ick ick ick.

How many times does this author use Cock????? Honestly curious.

He’s met your brother and sister and you’re weird about meeting his. God.

This book is getting unsufferable.

The babe /baby pet names are overused and grossed.

When are they going to break up and get back together??? 😖😖

I already removed the second book from my downloads.

Can we stop describing skin tone as cocoa coloured????

Way too much forced “she’s so unique she reads”

And why is he so jealous?????? It’s giving me the ick. I think Nicolas/cole gives me the ick. He’s jealous of her classmate. Ick ick ick ick.

The intimate scenes are giving me the ick. Too much good girl, too much flushed cheeks. Detonate??? His cock looks like her dildo. Convenient.

Also two grown women VERY drunk after sharing one bottle of wine? Also why is there so much drinking referenced in this book?

Also I kind of get the ick by her being called bean.