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Volga I love you and I want to put you on a shelf to spare you from all the harm Pierce Brown brings upon you in Dark Age and Lightbringer
— Jul 29, 2026 07:16PM
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I just know Cassius looked good when he was being all smarmy and arrogant at the Raa dinner
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“I wonder if this is what it feels like to be a bad father”
OMG FORK FOUND IN KITCHEN
— Sep 22, 2026 08:50PM
OMG FORK FOUND IN KITCHEN
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Darrow do you feel me psychically attacking you? Do you? You idiot!!!
— Sep 01, 2026 03:44PM
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All I’m saying is, if I’m nearly disemboweled by an evil space Viking and some boy pulls up and starts quoting poetry at me I’m dissolving into the floor
— Sep 01, 2026 05:16AM
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Lyria I’d give my left kidney for you to be happy in Red God
— Aug 30, 2026 10:50AM
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“If I had a muffin I would eat it” OMG EPHRAIM STAY AWAY FROM HERRRR LEAVE VOLGA ALONE!!
Also Lysander being Lysander. Rereading this knowing what happens is like seeing a train coming slow motion.
— Aug 16, 2026 07:16PM
Also Lysander being Lysander. Rereading this knowing what happens is like seeing a train coming slow motion.