Wanda Pedersen’s Reviews > How to Become the Dark Lord and Die Trying > Status Update

True to her word, Tsav has provided me clothes, an oversized linen shirt and leather trousers that have recently been cleaned and mended. Who they belonged to before, I have no idea--I'm quite a few dress sizes smaller than even the slimmest of orcs. The important thing is that I have pants again! This is an achievement.

I don't know exactly how they pick the Dark Lord, but a major factor is personal charisma as measured in armed henchpersons; most candidates turn up with armies, and I don't even have pants,