Annabelle’s Reviews > The Paradise Problem > Status Update

“I want to deserve you.”

now that’s fucking romantic.

“that’s almost word for word what Richard Gere says in Pretty Woman before everything goes to shit”

omg that is SO weird because something about this was literally just making me think of Pretty Woman for some reason lol

but… that was the best sex you’ve ever had??

oh girl.

ok this is kind of winning me over ngl

holy shit his dad is TRASH.

Just ask. The two sexiest words ever spoken by an unreadable man.

so fucking true girly pop.

if she calls it his “Goddamn” one more time i’m going to freak out.

four times a week? lol ok girl.

oh thank god, we have a brain.

and she’s an idiot.