Lolla’s Reviews > The Ascended > Status Update
Lolla
is 41% done
fucking hell thats it im done, gone, my soul has left my body…he’s doing the mr darcy hand flex thingy jesus
— Aug 02, 2026 11:42AM
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Lolla
is 80% done
Might be unpopular opinion but Thais has no right to be upset.
— 9 hours, 21 min ago
Lolla
is 78% done
Thais is acting a wee bit childish. I also have no freaking clue what’s happening things went from 0 to a 100 in a second
— 9 hours, 45 min ago
Lolla
is 71% done
“If we go there, it will ruin me for the rest of my life.”
And I’m just what now…simply expected to go to work and continue my day as is?
— Aug 03, 2026 11:00PM
And I’m just what now…simply expected to go to work and continue my day as is?
Lolla
is 63% done
“But I know fear when I smell it. And right now, Nyvora, you reek.”
MIC DROP
— Aug 03, 2026 03:38PM
MIC DROP
Lolla
is 60% done
what if its not him, im really scared its not really him because of the warning
— Aug 03, 2026 03:20PM
Lolla
is 58% done
Jesus why do I feel like this is about to be the best chapter yet
— Aug 03, 2026 03:02PM