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Lolo
is 91% done
“I have a lot of experience convincing myself that people love me. I don’t even realize I’m doing it until those people make it painfully clear that they don’t love me, they never loved me.
Okay i take that back i love you shay🥹
— 4 hours, 10 min ago
Okay i take that back i love you shay🥹
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Lolo
is 55% done
“I love your hair like this.”
“Short? Or slightly pink?”
“Both,”
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— Aug 02, 2026 06:22AM
“Short? Or slightly pink?”
“Both,”
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Lolo
is 48% done
“Allow me to make myself clear. I don’t give a pickled fuck how or why we came to be married. You are my wife. If you need some fun, you’ll call me. I’ll be the one taking care of you. I’ll give you anything you want, including a properly prepared gin and tonic. If you can’t accept that, you’re welcome to divorce me now.”
Yes sir🫡🫡
— Aug 01, 2026 04:49PM
Yes sir🫡🫡
Lolo
is 26% done
Shay glanced back at me, held out her free hand.
I’d never moved so fast in my life.
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— Jul 31, 2026 06:17AM
I’d never moved so fast in my life.
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Lolo
is 2% done
“They won’t be coming. They already know. I told them last night”
ASSHOUL
— Jul 30, 2026 11:06PM
ASSHOUL