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Listen I knew this was going to be sad but nobody fucking told me I'd be fucking sobbing the entire fucking time. This is not good for my fucking mental health
— 14 hours, 7 min ago
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Did I already say I want to die?? Also love Tobias and Stacey's relationship
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"Are you going to be my forever, Freckles?"
Just fuck me with a chainsaw will ya?
— Aug 03, 2026 01:39PM
Just fuck me with a chainsaw will ya?