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"But—" Regulus gapes at him. "But you've been stabbed."

"I know, I know, I wish it had been by you,"

Dead.I'm dead.I died. you won't see me again after this I'm DYING. Speak your truth james 😔👌 reg don't u DARE judge my boy YOU did this to him 💀

"I'd rather stay, thanks," James counters swiftly, "Wait, but you're—oh, you're putting them away."

Saddest shit that's ever happened in this fic damn your torturing that man reg

'He really does get why James would have discomfort around daggers. For fuck's sake, he was stabbed. And just how many times did Regulus put a dagger to his throat? He hasn't done it since—fuck, the first arena?'

....no fr how dare u do this to him. you don't even let him see the daggers??? JAMES STAND THE FUCK UP

'Regulus has reached a point in his life where he doesn't sleep with a dagger under his pillow or in his hand—it would make James uncomfortable, surely, so Regulus has made sure not to—'

....damn I just know James is thinking of excuses to make regulus bring back the daggers EVERY NIGHT how could u do this to him reg

Sirius made them a book shelf...THE bookshelf... SIRIUS MADE THEM THE BOOKSHELF NOBODY FUCKING TALK TO ME IM CRYING GOD I HATE EVERYTHING WHY AM I CRYING

God they just got done with sirius now they're fighting over remus this is getting out of hand 💀

James points at him vigorously. "Emotional manipulation!"

"No, you just hurt my feelings."

"Bullshit. If I did, you'd never admit it."

"I try to share my feelings, and you disregard them, James? Is that what you do? You just ignore me?"

IM DYING STOPPPP HES SO DRAMATIC💀

"So, you're set on this?" Regulus asks sharply. "Stealing my brother away from me. That's the hill you'll die on." 

"What—" 

"And you will die, to be clear. I'll kill you there myself." 

THAT'S WHAT IM SAYINGGGGG (also glad to know regulus still wants to kill james, the man he's chosing to marry)

dorcas chapter fucked me up so bad i took a couple month to heal cause crying nonstop for 50 pages is NOT normal.
AND IM FUCKING CRYING AGAIN CAUSE WHAT DO U MEAN SIRIUS IS BACK AND THEY'RE GETTING MARRIED AND THEY'RE FIGHTING OVER WHO GETS SIRIUS AS THEIR BEST MAN (which James shut the fuck up that's literally his brother) AND EVERYONE IS HAPPY AND IM SO HAPPY AND I HATE THIS WHY AM I CRYINGGGGG

And the war ended.
And Dorcas is here.
And Dorcas continues.

The way I've been crying for 58 PAGES straight. I wish I was joking. My eyes BURN. WHY THE FUCK WAS THIS CHAPTER SO LONG. IT WAS JUST PAIN AND PAIN AND OH LOOK AT THAT, SOME MORE PAIN FOR YOU DEAR READER!