Status Update

UberApril is 83% done

Lol glasses making her into Clark Kent

— Aug 03, 2026 04:25PM

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UberApril’s Previous Updates

UberApril is 93% done

Shes finally home!!!

— Aug 03, 2026 05:17PM

UberApril is 59% done

Vera addicted and trafficked sad

— Aug 01, 2026 10:59AM

UberApril is 42% done

Ugh stolen land

— Jul 31, 2026 02:56PM

UberApril is 40% done

Is the tank toxic??

— Jul 31, 2026 02:41PM

UberApril is 33% done

Noooo. Poor dog

— Jul 31, 2026 02:02PM

UberApril is 29% done

Is she at a strip club in an ox costume??

— Jul 31, 2026 10:40AM

UberApril is 17% done

Omg. Bucky attempted rape!!

— Jul 31, 2026 10:29AM

UberApril is 13% done

Nothing changes. Citizens rounded up and deported for their skin color

— Jul 28, 2026 06:18PM

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