katerinaa ’s Reviews > The Striker > Status Update

“wAiT. ScArLEtT dARLLLIN’ …aRReee yOuUUuu jeALLLOuuusSs?” 🤓

“Maybe Asher imported his bathwater directly from a secret French mountain village and had it blessed by virgin nuns before he allowed it to
pour out of the faucets.”

here we areee… 🤓 Ana Huang needs to chill a bit with those exaggerations…

“there was something about this girl…even in a beer-stained shirt and jeans, she exuded an elegance that couldn’t be bought or learned. You had to be born with it.”

WHAT THE HECK 😭🙏 please tell me this is satire… how can you be born with the ability to look elegant while soaked in beer???

“ I met a lot of beautiful women in my line of work”

Says a football player ☠️