Maya’s Reviews > The Seven Husbands of Evelyn Hugo > Status Update

NO FUCKING WAY

I cannot imagine my child dying before me. How fucking horrible.

I am, in fact, crying at work

Are you fucking kidding me.

So help me god don't let this fuck anything up

5 YEARS?!?! Fuck. Harry is the greatest friend a girl could have. If anything happens to him I'll fucking puke

Damn I knew she'd get pregnant but noooooooooo Celia :(

Awwwwww our girl is Bi!

I fucking hate men.

Dang girl