Eekind’s Reviews > Monster Blood For Breakfast! > Status Update

The lore addition of “Water makes Monster Blood work more effectively” is wild because like why would that work? Also that just leaves Matt 9 ft tall after finishing his Swim Team Championship Race trying to “Dry” himself into shrinking using a hair dryer….shouldn’t he have at least tried to sit in a Sauna or Tanning Bed if he wanted to dry out to make the Monster Blood less effective

Mrs Daniel’s is trying to be so reasonable about Bradley acting out and basically framing his actions as merely misplaced anxiety about Matt’s overachieving nature. But Bradley is just doing too much. Literally back to back antics an entire school day would send me over the edge and I’m not an irrational twelve year old like Matt