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Kiersten is 84% done

Piss hands

— 9 hours, 2 min ago

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Kiersten is 86% done

Wow the British justice system in the 1810s was really just running on vibes

— 8 hours, 46 min ago

Kiersten is 77% done

HOW WAS SHE SUPPOSED TO KNOW YOU EVEN REMEMBERED HER YOU NEVER TALKED ABOUT HER

— 9 hours, 52 min ago

Kiersten is 72% done

COLIN KILL YOURSELF ILL PROTECT MY GIRL PENELOPE

— 10 hours, 27 min ago

Kiersten is 69% done

Violet when she gets a whiff of a future daughter in law: target acquired locking in

— 10 hours, 43 min ago

Kiersten is 67% done

BENEDICT YOU ENTITLED PRICK

— 10 hours, 58 min ago

Kiersten is 53% done

— 20 hours, 7 min ago

Kiersten is 48% done

Give Sophie a gun

— Aug 03, 2026 04:31PM

Kiersten is 42% done

Pervert

— Aug 03, 2026 03:39PM

Kiersten is 23% done

— Aug 02, 2026 08:01PM

Kiersten is 19% done

— Aug 01, 2026 10:41PM

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