Keeping.Volumes.Harris’s Reviews > Life Is Short But Wide > Status Update

Whew... Minewe, just kiss that man already! 😩💕 Y'all done danced around these feelings long enough. I'm over here yelling, "Jump Herman's bones and quit playing!" 🤣❤️ Better late than never!

Tot finally started speaking some wisdom! 💎😌 Minewe needed that talk about five years ago, but I guess late lessons are better than no lessons. 🤷🏽‍♀️ Better late than never... even if I'm side-eyeing the timing. 👀

Tot finally came home and gave Tonya the business... respectfully. 😌👏🏾 No yelling, no carrying on—just facts. And them hood rats? Baby, they packed them bags so fast they probably left skid marks on the driveway. 🤣🤣🤣🚪🏃🏾‍♀️💨

Tot... now you wanna show up?! 😒 Too little, too late. At this point, I'm ready to square up because where was all this energy when it actually mattered? 🥊🙄

🤨⛪ Sir... the pulpit is not supposed to double as a dating app! 😭💀

Once they get that junie poonie mens be gone🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🏃🏾‍♂️💨 💀🤦🏽‍♀️