Becca’s Reviews > Adversary to the Villain > Status Update

THE SECOND STORYBOOK CALLS EVIE A SICKNESS AND SAYS A CORE HEALER NEEDS TO RID THE WORLD OF HER UMMMMM???

BLADE NOTICING EVIE AND TRYSTAN LOOKING DISHEVELED AND SAYING “HOW DID QUESTIONING GO? REALLY GOT IN THERE?” LOLLLL

I DONT THINK IVE EVER SEEN ANYTHING MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN WHAT I JUST WITNESSED YOUD BE HORRIFIED TO KNOW HOW OFTEN I IMAGINED DOING THAT TO YOU

HIM REFERENCING CHAPTER SIX AND EATING HER OUT WITH HER LEG OVER HIS SHOULDER OH MY GOSH

BECAUSE I FELL IN LOVE WITH THE MOST INFURIATING WOMAN IVE EVER MET.
SHE SOUNDS AWFUL.
SHES MY FAVORITE PERSON.
YOURE MINE.

NONE OF THIS HAS ANYTHING TO DO WITH HOW MUCH I WANT YOU OR LOVE YOU OR DESPERATELY NEED TO BE WITH YOU ALL THE TIME THINKING ABOUT YOU THE MOMENT I WAKE UP THE MOMENT I GO TO SLEEP WHEN IM SO SAD I FEEL LIKE I CANNOT STAND IT I STILL WANT YOU

So Kingsley is actively trying to stop them from fulfilling the prophecy and clearly knows more than everyone else… I neeeeed to know what’s going on with him

LYSSA BEING LIKE OH WOW KINGSLEY YOURE A FROG AGAIN AND KINGSLEY GRABBING A SIGN AND WRITING “SUCKS” IM CACKLING

That was a ridiculous two chapters and it was so fun. Trystan and Evie ended up in a house made of gingerbread and assumed the giant pot meant that the owner was going to eat them, but the pot actually belonged to a giant named Fee, as in Fee Fi Fo Fum. And Kingsley fucking jumped into the giant’s hand to steal the key they needed.

IF SHES THE VILLAIN WHAT DO YOU THINK THAT MAKES YOU?
HER MUSCLE.