Lily Pendleton’s Reviews > Who Needs Friends: An Unscientific Examination of Male Friendship Across America > Status Update

“I constantly tell my wife and kids that I love them, but that phrase, when uttered by another man in such a circumstance, makes me quickly uncomfortable. I will rush farewells over his comment so as to make it seem I didn’t hear and hang up. I’m, of course, embarrassed by my childish actions.”