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Heather is genuinely the best character in this book. if she dies im sliming out everyone and then myself

HOLD. ON.

“He had a mask. He had a knife. It was Halloween.” Roll credits, welcome back Michael Myers

WHY ARE YOU THREATENING TO EXPOSE YOUR CHEST TO AN 8 YEAR OLD BOY BRUH

“These are the things i notice, not that he’s attractive for his age, not that he’s got a good chin” implying that’s what normal middle aged women think when they look at a teenage boy for the first time? 😭😭

“He shared his Ghost costume with his best friend and together they carved their way through the student body of their graduating class. To them, all those dead girls were one big meta-joke.” LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOO GHOSTFACE BILLY AND STU MENTION not even subtle but nothing in this book is