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˗ˏˋ Alhanouf ´ˎ˗ ღ is 47% done

I think they should consider having a polyamorous relationship, and oddly enough, I wouldn’t mind.

— Aug 06, 2026 08:33AM

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˗ˏˋ Alhanouf ´ˎ˗ ღ’s Previous Updates

˗ˏˋ Alhanouf ´ˎ˗ ღ is 87% done

I would’ve shot both my brother and wife on the spot
No joke

— Aug 09, 2026 09:19AM

˗ˏˋ Alhanouf ´ˎ˗ ღ is 65% done

“By God, if you don’t worship the ground she walks on, I’ll find her a husband who will.”
Yourself you mean

— Aug 07, 2026 12:23PM

˗ˏˋ Alhanouf ´ˎ˗ ღ is 22% done

“You need to step outside and slap me again. The side you hit is almost dead. You need to hit the other side so I can feel it like I should.”

— Aug 05, 2026 01:39PM

˗ˏˋ Alhanouf ´ˎ˗ ღ is 16% done

He yearned so hard he started crying
Oh my god

— Aug 05, 2026 10:50AM

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