laine’s Reviews > Fifty Shades of Grey > Status Update

i like christian

have we ruled out tht hes autistic???

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my own personal christian grey flavored popsicle

do u think god stays in heaven bc he too fears what he has created?

criNGE

hes fingering her with his thumb. u cannot make this shit up man. this is so bad 😭

oh my god. ‘i fuck. hard.’ if a man said this to me? id be laughing my ass off. okay king. pop off.