Prisha’s Reviews > The Iliad > Status Update

"You shifty hypocrite, don’t come whining to me. I hate you more than any other God on Olympus” to your son is crazy.

“That brainless daughter of yours”

"Father Zeus, will you be angry with me if I give him a severe beating and chase him from the battlefield” Why is Hera calling him father Zeus and why does she want to beat her son so badly 😭

WAIT WHY DID APHRODITE CALL ARES HER BROTHER? (does she mean brother in law? Because I thought that it is said that she was born from Uranus’ private parts)
HER MOTHER IS DIONE?

Why does Homer keep mentioning her ‘white arms’ 😭😭😭 ok she’s as white as Snow White. Move on now. And with Hera too 😭

“If Aphrodite daughter of Zeus comes into battle, stab her with your sharp spear.”

"Trojans and Greeks that day lay there in their multitudes, stretched out alongside each other, face down in the dust,"

"The War-god Ares spurred on the Trojan forces, and grey-eyed Athene the Greeks."

oh wait no he's scared of being made fun of?

I lowkey feel bad for Agamemnon because he's so scared of Menelaus dying.