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hanhan is 14% done

Genuinely what's the moral of the story? like uh you never know what you have to lose until you have lost it? 🙊

— Aug 06, 2026 10:51PM

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hanhan is 37% done

— 5 hours, 33 min ago

hanhan is 31% done

I guess Beauty and The Beast is peak in all versions.

— Aug 08, 2026 09:24AM

hanhan is 22% done

Aladdin and the wonderful lamp is a terrible story (it is the original power fantasy) it could have showed the dangers of greed (it doesn't he just easily outwits everyone) or the value of character (nah bro just used magic he didn't do much). It is just a painfully dry happily ever after.

idk I probably just didn't get it.

— Aug 07, 2026 09:34PM

hanhan is 17% done

bruuu what deh heck, true love's kiss was never the focus 🙊

— Aug 06, 2026 11:25PM

hanhan is 8% done

East of the sun and west of the moon 😭💀

— Aug 05, 2026 10:42PM

hanhan is 3% done

— Aug 05, 2026 04:45AM