Enigmeg’s Reviews > The Wolf King > Status Update

What exactly do snowy mountains and deep forests smell like? And can someone with a digital copy of this book search how many times those phrases are repeated, because my GOSH this author desperately wants us to know that these men smell like geographical features. 🏔️🌳 😅

Unfortunately, at some point the MMC saying ‘Princess’ in a deep Scottish accent made me think of Shrek, and now I can’t unhear it 🙈

Who wants to place bets about when the first training montage will be?

PSA from the Ministry of Wiggly Eyebrows: We have brauny, shirtless wolf-men in kilts! 🐺🕺🏼