Sam Bateman’s Reviews > Gideon the Ninth > Status Update
Sam Bateman
is 76% done
“Harrow, if my heart had a dick you would kick it.” Simply put, this book is already 5 stars for me.
— Aug 07, 2026 08:36AM
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Sam Bateman
is 99% done
“I cannot conceive of a universe without you in it.”-Harrow.
“Yes you can, it’s just less great and less hot.” -Gideon
— Aug 10, 2026 09:53AM
“Yes you can, it’s just less great and less hot.” -Gideon