Status Update

carolyn is 44% done

there is a lot of shenanigans happening. get him again for me dell!

— Aug 07, 2026 10:56AM

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carolyn’s Previous Updates

carolyn is 62% done

how has this been only one day

— Aug 08, 2026 11:17PM

carolyn is 52% done

i’m gonna need something entirely unexpected to happen

— Aug 08, 2026 10:24AM

carolyn is 25% done

i’m developing #theories

— Aug 06, 2026 12:01AM

carolyn is 17% done

the fiancé should’ve died #idk

— Aug 04, 2026 11:31PM

carolyn is 11% done

please break up with your fiancé i can’t stand him

— Aug 04, 2026 10:58PM

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