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'Lazy and unmotivated, Americans stay up late, engaging in television, homosexuality, and even religion, anything to fill their selfish appetites.'
— Apr 20, 2012 10:14PM
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'Still, her departure was a sad one, as she was returning to America and a life of illiteracy, canines, and multicolored condoms.'
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'[I]f there's one commodity we have no shortage of in North Korea, it's forever.'
— Apr 19, 2012 08:10PM
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'He stopped before a mannequin in cowboy clothes. "Observe, Jun Do," he said. "Instead of their most beautiful women, the Americans employ artificial people to display the clothes." "Most ingenious," Jun Do said.'
— Apr 18, 2012 09:39PM
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'While the Dear Leader lectured to the dredge operators, many doves were seen to spontaneously flock above him, hovering to provide our Reverened General some much needed shade on a hot day.'
— Apr 16, 2012 10:31PM
