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‘Drop a traumatic backstory, not pants’ is my new favorite quote

Do you guys know when you read something in a book that you’re like ‘omg that’s amazing and so hot I want a man to do that’, but actually think about it in real life and realize how weird it is and how you would actually never want that? Cause I just had that moment here 😭

CLOCK IT KEY

If bro is so amazing and chaste, why does he mention her bosom every two seconds???

OMG I need key to marry me

I’m intrigued and already traumatized