Nkmdee⚚’s Reviews > Knock Knock > Status Update

"I really do love ya, fake husband.”
“I really do love ya too, real boyfriend."

Karen turned him into a Swiftie. He talked about it in bed that night
until two in the morning while singing “Shake it off.”

Bless your soul Karen for doing the best for our community 🙏🏽😌

Awww Karen 🩷(never thought I'd love a Karen but here we are)

Her Jesus sandals were way too big for her feet, ]

IM CRYING NOT THE SANDALS 😭

Please fix this. Please fix us. Please be mine again. “Please let me go.

idk how to explain it but I like the misunderstanding trope 🤷‍♀️

No wonder pride was the deadliest of all the sins.
Of fucking cause

As soon as you turn thirty, you’re suddenly expected to have your shit together.

Its so fucking annoying bruh 🤦‍♂️what makes 30 so different 🙄

“I’m straight.”
“Hetero.”
“Yeah, that.”
“Debatable"

I'm DYINGGGG

You sure as shit couldn’t sit us side by side at a funeral.

My sister/my bsfs and I un a nutshell 😭