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“Unlike these two, I am a common man,” Alton declared. “I drove a bus for Community Transit for forty years. But I am gay, so I have that going for me.”
“Wait, you’re gay?” Dave said to Alton.
“Not only am I gay, I dated your brother,” Alton informed Dave.
Right.
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“Wait, you’re gay?” Dave said to Alton.
“Not only am I gay, I dated your brother,” Alton informed Dave.
Right.
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“No one is claiming victory for stealing the moon”
🚨🚨🚨MINIONS! WE ARE GOING TO STEAL THE MOON 🚨🚨🚨
— Aug 06, 2026 07:58PM
🚨🚨🚨MINIONS! WE ARE GOING TO STEAL THE MOON 🚨🚨🚨