Tiana King’s Reviews > The Awakening as Told by the Boys > Status Update

Wtf do you mean Gabriel is a half blood 🫣👀 Half what????

And just like that ✨poof✨ Lance Orion is my love language again

Disappointed in you Seth but not surprised 🙃🫠

#Caleth 🫣

#caleth

They’re gonna take Caleb away and slap him with Seth, aren’t they? I’m both devastated and happy 😩

Lance how do you not know what the fuck Gabriel is talking about?

*sigh* #Caleth 😩🫠🫣

Heir rankings: Caleb, Max, Darius, Seth
I don’t think I can ship Caleb and Seth in principle now even if Caleb might be good for him

Oh he’s sexist and racist. Unsurprising