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Natalie is starting

You’re telling me Christopher Eccleston narrated this book, has a contract with Netflix and isn’t in this movie? Damn.

— Aug 09, 2026 08:28AM

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Natalie’s Previous Updates

Natalie is 70% done

ITS A FUCKING TRAP DONT TRUST HER

— Aug 10, 2026 07:14AM

Natalie is 63% done

Fucking KNEW not to trust her

— Aug 10, 2026 06:49AM

Natalie is 43% done

Called it

— Aug 10, 2026 04:34AM

Natalie is 29% done

THE SMITH BOY IS IN THE HOUSE

— Aug 09, 2026 07:18PM

Natalie is 14% done

I feel like this is going to be very predictable

— Aug 09, 2026 06:20PM

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