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Alyssa
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“Maker, you two need to pull yourselves together. This male and most of this universe-damned ship believes she’s your personal pleasure yeska, so whatever murderous feelings you have for each other need to be put aside for the next hour.”
“Perhaps I like murderous little sneaks.” 😳
— Aug 09, 2026 09:43AM
“Perhaps I like murderous little sneaks.” 😳
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Alyssa
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“So the universe speaks to you,” I said after an awkward beat."
“No…she sings.” 🖤
— Aug 09, 2026 07:12PM
“No…she sings.” 🖤
Alyssa
is 25% done
“Maker, you two need to pull yourselves together. This male and most of this universe-damned ship believes she’s your personal pleasure yeska, so whatever murderous feelings you have for each other need to be put aside for the next hour.”
“Perhaps I like murderous little sneaks.” 😳
— Aug 09, 2026 09:41AM
“Perhaps I like murderous little sneaks.” 😳

