Karoline’s Reviews > Gild > Status Update

“Because I just turned the motherfucker solid gold.”
Omg YES!!

“That includes her.”
Shiiiit goosebumps

“It’s the arrogance of men, to think so little of women. And it’ll be their downfall too.”

“You’re spectacular, you know that?”

Omg, I can’t believe he’s actually doing it!!

“And what’s a ring when you have a heart?”

“One should never decide something as serious as bangs when they have a bottle of wine in their stomachs.”