Kevin the Chicken Chaser’s Reviews > Creamed by my Monster Stand Mixer: One girl. One mixer. One very sticky situation. > Status Update

I can’t decide if I’m going to get nightmares or not. Lady head and fisting an appliance were not phrases I expected to read this year.

Hmm vibrations through the floor that pinpointed trh g-spot and caused and orgasm. I guess that’s not too weird.

Edgar Allan Dough. I think I hurt myself rolling my eyes.