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Alexa is 27% done

i'm going to chuck this kindle across the room

— Aug 09, 2026 03:57PM

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Alexa’s Previous Updates

Alexa is 90% done

I AM PHYSICALLY ILL WHAT IS HAPPENING

— 11 hours, 13 min ago

Alexa is 74% done

I need to be resuscitated omfg

— 14 hours, 38 min ago

Alexa is 45% done

WHAT

— 21 hours, 4 min ago

Alexa is 33% done

oh my god someone sedate me

— Aug 09, 2026 06:31PM

Alexa is 20% done

DIEMMMMM QUEEN WHAT R U DOING

— Aug 09, 2026 02:41PM

Alexa is 18% done

Diem getting called a "little rat" actually has me cackling

— Aug 09, 2026 02:13PM

Alexa is 14% done

"And I fought for my Queen. My love. My heart. The woman who'd fought for me when all seemed lost." MY HEART 😭

— Aug 09, 2026 11:20AM

Alexa is 3% done

daddy luther is so back

— Aug 09, 2026 11:01AM

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