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the lunatics at NASA have you doing all kinds of What. hey so. i don’t think you can say that ❤️how did that get past any of the editing process 💔

HAHAHAH

excuse me…they just breezed over the fact that he’s been on mars for 450 days???? I DONT REMEMBER HIM LOGGING THE OFFICIAL YEAR MARK. (haha mark. bc his name is mark. okay)

mitch thank you for *allegedly* taking one for the team

“Gay probe coming to save me. Got it. “

EXCUSE ME LMAOO

“But no amount of careful design by NASA can get around a determined arsonist with a tank of pure oxygen”

oh so he’s a COMEDIAN

this man is KILLING me. he truly takes every opportunity, even in his own logs that not one single other person is witnessing, to make some stupid ass joke. it could be annoying but so far i’m endeared.

“Now on to my next task: sitting around with nothing to do for twelve hours.
I better get started!”

mark watney 🤝 gen z humor

man he’s holding it together much better than i ever would be able to

mark is funny as fuck oh my god