caroline’s Reviews > The Monk > Status Update

when trying to break your girl out of a convent requires thwarting multiple assassination attempts, a blood ritual, restoring the bones of your great-aunts ghost to their proper burial place (who’s also a murderer), kidnapping multiple people, and assuming multiple fake identities just to get caught by some horny priest who’s an absolute hypocrite. i’d be pissed

so good rn #sorrycoleridge